KEEP CALM MEDICS: 6 REASONS WHY WE GOT YOU COVERED!

Welcome to…

Keep Calm Medics:

For your tools of trade,

For your food ready-made,

For the best of communities,

For the brilliant tutoring opportunities,

For your medical journey,

every single step, no hurry.

Keep Calm Medics, we got you!

Sequel… A ‘Keep Calm Medics’ day in Med school

Imagine waking up, making your tea and unwrapping your exquisite breakfast pack ordered from Keep Calm Medics Food Deliveries, looking at the watch and noticing you have 45 minutes to your morning quiz! But wait, you can keep calm and revise using your Keep Calm Medics flashcards and notes! Your roommate has been awake all night, and they are still reading, but you do not twitch even for a moment because the day before, you had a great Keep Calm Medics group discussion in which you covered the content for this week! You spread your bed, arrange the room and check the time, 20 minutes left to Quiz time!

Your roommate is already flipping pages hurriedly, giving 0.47 second breaks so that the content in each page can float into his memory (The only issue is his memory went on leave pretty early in the morning). You decide to open up your Keep Calm Medics webpage and attempt your weekly quiz “mock” , specially crafted from previous year questions. You get your results almost instantly! A bright 61% and are able to see the corrections to your failed questions. You decide to focus on those for the little time you have left. “Keep Calm Medic,” you tell yourself.

5 minutes to go. Your roommate has buried their face in their pillow, mourning for the “imminent loss that is just about to happen…” in his words. You do a bit of stretches, say an intentional prayer and get your device ready and running! A notification pops up from the Keep Calm Medics whatsapp group with your mentor posting a kind reminder to everyone. “Guys, all the best! Remember to Keep Calm Medics, and you will succeed. You commence the test, and immediately after submitting, you realize you hit the 70% threshold. Your roommate is crying “Oh no, that was the worst!” but all you can do is smile and tell them, “Keep calm, ilituumiza wote!”xa0

You had labs till 7pm. You’re heading out hopefully to make it to your group discussion which should start at 7.25pm! You don’t want to be late! The hostels are at least a 20-minute walk and you haven’t scanned out (how attendance is collected from the anatomy labs). Going to your favourite joint, Klabu, at such a time with your bros/girls, would land you in the hostel at least by 8.10pm! What to do!?

Ah, but wait! You ordered food earlier that day; and you’re set to pick it up in your halls of residence. It starts to rain all of a sudden, your roommate (who shares the same gross anatomy time with you) is running in the rain to get to Klabu and back; luckily your groupmate had carried an umbrella. You walk briskly but calmly to the halls, receive your food of choice, delivered exquisitely.xa0

“Welcome guys!” Your group mentor says. When inquiring about how people did generally, you find out a number of people got above 70, one even hit 80 on their day 1! “Okay. Let’s beg…” You didn’t hear the last words of your Keep Calm Medic mentor. Your door was flung wide open, unleashing a mad beast! “I can’t live like an animal bro na wewe uko tu hapa calm, composed bila pressure. Msee, niingishe hiyo stuff yenu, ati ‘Keep Calm Medics’”. Oh no, false alarm. It’s merely your drenched roommate. You gain your composure after a serious fright, simply smirk and say, “Keep Calm Medic, I got you…”

Introduction to Keep Calm Medics Association

Welcome, medic, to Keep Calm medics, where success is but a cup of composure. We are highly dedicated students who not only are passionate about hard work and consistency but believe that it should be coupled with community and composure. To do this, we are highly insistent on building TRUST with our family (clients), giving them the best of quality of our products for a fraction of the price! We envision the powerful potential of each relative in this Keep Calm Medics family of ours, so we strive to give the best to each of our own, that they may achieve their goals, even supersede them! Together.

By coming together, we don’t have to have the fattest of wallets at the moment, but can still luxury in the fattest of spoils, TOGETHER. Join the fam! and see what more is there for the taking… Below is a list of common services we offer (you could call them family activities!)

(Join the fam here!)

CALM COMMUNITIES

Keep Calm Medics is built on a strong foundation that cannot be shaken. This foundation houses a booming IMPACTFUL community. People who want the best for you, who are humble enough to shout for help when they need it, and respond to your call when it gets messy. Trust me, most of us have faced “academic assassination attempts”, some of them were borderline successful, and in those dark moments it’s the Calm community that held us through. Consider choosing us as your buddies in this tightly-neat group with a safe safety net built out of compassion, love and care.xa0

CALM BIDHAAZ

What does any farmer planning to farm need? Seed, right? And what will he/she use to plant the seed? TOOLS!!! Wise comrades!

Let’s call a spade a spade,

Great prices are preferable, aren’t they?

Amazingly-good products are desirable, aren’t they?

Aesthetically-pleasing finishes are lit enough for the gram, aren’t they!!!?

Miss, Mr, comrade… Don’t look any further. You got your tool plug.
Our prices don’t hammer you; the quality of products is the SI Unit for perfection, and furthermore, you don’t have to break a sweat moving out of your bed! We’ll bring it RIGHT TO YOU! And liaise any time, any day, with our committed customer service team. Keep calm as you work, “usichokeshe wallet mapema na tuko hapa!!”xa0 (a product of Keep Calm Medics)

(Find out more here)

CALM BLOGS

A snippet into the life of your fellow medics; talking about what matters to you most. Honest conversations about academics; fruitful conversations on how to stand up against oppressive systems when such a time comes. Going into the “deeper than you actually know” conversations. (a product of Keep Calm Medics)

CALM EATS

EVERY SINGLE MOMENT counts as a medic. Nothing should weigh you down as you pursue your academic goals, not even the trek to your favourite joint, KLABU. Calm eats is always a second option, a go-to delivery service where you can order locally sourced food (from Klabu) and with a click of a button, get it delivered right at your doorstep. This services student residences within the surrounding neighborhood of Klabu (including Metro), and is set to service Qwetu Hurlingham and Qwetu Parklands in the coming phases. This is serviced by our partner, Klabu deliveries, and its affiliates.

CALM NEWS

Nothing like a good university bulletin, especially the multi-faceted jaw-dropping life of medical school. Calm medics strives to Keep you in the faculty know, with info that could save your life, or give you a good laugh! Through all the spheres of the medical student: Sports, Politics, the Living Spaces, Phenomenal medical tech, Inspirational interviews and stories, and much more! Keep Calm and be in the know! ~with CALM NEWS (In collaboration with COMS NEWS and its partners)

CONTACT US

By now you’re already fit to be called a family member if you’ve come this far. Kuddos! And we want to walk with you, all the way! That’s why, fam, we’ve left details on how to reach us right here. Kindly do not hesitate to reach out!

~ Keep Calm Medics